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Stu
Name: Stuart Smith
Job: Singer
Looks like: Mick Jaggers’ better looking brother
Style: Pre-midlife crisis
Most likely to say: Compooter!
Wants to be: on the professional Tambourine circuit
Song pun: I will always love Stu |

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Adam
Name: Adam Barrett
Job: Bass Guitar
Looks like: Herman Munsters’ albino brother!
Style: Anything that he gets bought for Christmas/SGT Pepper
Most likely to say: Something unprintable
Wants to be: Heather Mills’ assassin
Song pun: Because I’m Ad, I’m Ad, you know it, hee hee, shamone |

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Stu 2 (aka New Stu)
Name: Stuart Mawer
Job: Guitar
Looks like: Ralph Little
Style: Trendy anti-fashion.
Most likely to say: Luckkyyy.
Wants to be: on holiday
Song pun: Mawer than a feeling |

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Paul
Name: Paul Mayes
Job: Drummer
Looks like: Judith Chalmers’ toy boy
Style: Surf dude (but at his age more like Jac Cousteau)
Most likely to say: Can we just turn your mic down a bit, Rich
Wants to be: in Bowling For Soup
Song pun: Purple Mayes |

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Richie
Name: Richard Green
Job: Guitar
Looks like: He’s allergic to the gym
Style: Burtons man through and through
Most likely to say: Don’t sing over my ‘kin solo!!!
Wants to be: married to Noel Gallagher
Song pun: Smells like Green spirit |